I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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