no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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