Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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