Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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