I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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