she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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