Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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