census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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