I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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