True but thats because hes a fetus.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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