By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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