It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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