Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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