We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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