About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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