Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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