I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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