I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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