DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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