Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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