the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Actions speak louder than pants.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I didn't notice because vodka
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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