I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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