Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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