should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Someone came in the potted fern
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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