I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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