I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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