You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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