dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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