Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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