His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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