Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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