God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There's even glitter on my cock...
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