You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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