Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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