Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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