In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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