The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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