So drunk, too bad you don't want this
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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