You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Randomize
