i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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