Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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