so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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