He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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