its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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