Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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