"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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