we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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