New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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