Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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