I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize